ANTI-OPPRESSIVE BABY ANIMALS

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A BABY TORTOISE STRETCHES OUT ITS NECK TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE STEM OF A LARGE, BRIGHT RED STRAWBERRY THAT IS NEARLY THE SIZE OF ITS OWN BODY. AFTER ITS SNACK, BABY TORTOISE WILL RESUME WATCHING ITS FAVORITE TELEVISION PROGRAM, THE MUPPET SHOW, DESPITE THE CRITICISM IT RECEIVES FROM ITS PEERS. TEXT READS, “DON’T YUCK MY YUM!”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A FUZZY BABY BIRD STRETCHES OUT ITS WINGS AND CHIRPS ITS FRUSTRATION ABOUT THE WAY THAT ITS HOMOFABULOUS FRIENDS ARE TREATED. OUR BIRD FRIEND PLEAS, “STOP USING ‘GAY’ AS AN INSULT!” BABY BIRD ALSO WANTS YOU TO STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘FETCH’ HAPPEN. IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A BABY TREE KANGAROO RESTS IN THE MIDDLE OF A TREE BRANCH LOOKING FORWARD AS IT CONTEMPLATES WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GOOD ALLY. TEXT READS, “BEING AN ALLY…MEANS BEING CLEAR ABOUT YOUR INTENTIONS.”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: AN ADORABLE, FUZZY PUPPY LIES DOWN ON A PILE OF BLANKETS, EXPOSING ITS BELLY INDICATING THAT IT IS TIME TO GIVE UP TRYING TO GET THAT TO-DO LIST DONE AND INSTEAD WASTE A GOOD 45 MINUTES RUBBING ITS BELLY TO THE POINT THAT YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE EVEN ATTEMPTING TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE. TEXT READS, “CONSENSUAL BELLY RUB TIME!”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: THREE BABY MEERKATS STAND WITH FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SHOWING THEIR DEEPEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE INABILITY OF OTHERS TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THEIR WORDS. TEXT READS, “USING BUZZWORDS MEANS NOTHING IF NOT ACCOMPANIED BY THE ACTION.”]

FREE PUSSY RIOT!

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A BABY RUSSIAN TORTOISE NO BIGGER THAN A THUMB WALKS ALONG A WOOD RAILING. TEXT READS IN LARGE FONT, “FREE PUSSY RIOT!”]

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[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: TWO BLACK AND TAN PUPPIES SIT IN A DOGGIE BED, ONE BEHIND THE OTHER. FRONT PUP HAS MOUTH WIDE AS IF TO SHOUT, “I AM FULL OF FEELINGS!” TEXT READS, “BEING AN ALLY MEANS LETTING OTHERS EXPRESS THEIR FEARS AND FEELINGS WITHOUT JUDGEMENT.”]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: PROFILE OF A BABY PLATYPUS LYING ON A TURQUOISE BLANKET. TEXT READS, “IT’S AN I-DENTITY, NOT A YOU-DENTITY. STOP TRYING TO TELL ME WHO I AM.”]

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[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: FOUR SLEEPING KITTENS WITH VARIOUS COLORINGS FORM A CONSENSUAL CUDDLE PILE. TEXT READS, “LOVE IS LOVE NO MATTER HOW MANY PARTNERS YOU HAVE.”]